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Top Tips To Having A ‘Quickie’

Don’t you hate it when you’re in public, or maybe at your parents house with your partner and all that relentless flirting, the exchange of spicy texts, or giving each other the eye leads to… you know… wanting to find the nearest quiet place and rip each other's clothes off. 

It’s tough when thin walls, open spaces and nosey neighbours are against you. So to help, the team at Love. Not War. are sharing our top tips on how to quickly and discreetly mount your partner no matter how small the space or quiet you need to be!

Wear Clothes That Slip Off

When time is against you, the last thing you want is to be messing around with buttons, awkward zips and laces. If you can, plan ahead and opt for clothing that can either be positioned to the side or quickly slipped off in one swoop. And if you want to be even quicker, go panty-free! 

If you haven’t thought ahead then maybe aim to take off only the clothing that needs to be off, just make sure to collect it all after…

Quiet Toys

Although toys may not be at the forefront of people's minds when thinking of a quickie, they can, however, really ramp up the heat and assist in the quickness of the task at hand. 

If you are in a place where people might hear, pick a quiet toy. The motor, Power Of Love, that can be attached to any Love. Not War. head and is whisper quiet and discreet, the perfect toy to keep in your bag, or even your pocket! 

In this instance, we would recommend Maya, one of our smallest – and most sustainable – vibes. 

Get Into Position

Quickly determine the space you have to get down and dirty, and decide which position is doable. If you are in the back seat of a car, then your positions are limited, so try sitting on their lap. If you are in a noisy bed, maybe try the spooning position to minimise noise. 

Skip The Build Up

The key here is speed. It’s a heat of the moment idea and usually there’s no time for foreplay or building up to having sex. The best thing to do to create that extra wetness and arousal is bring lube. The wetness mimics arousal which in turn makes you feel more aroused and will assist with the act. 



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