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Dear showerhead, our relationship wasn't sustainable.

Did you know that masturbating in the shower uses enough water to fill 121 Olympic-sized swimming pools every year?

Luckily there’s a better way to masturbate, for us and for the planet.  

This World Environmental Day, we are encouraging everyone to swap the way they masturbate and choose a sustainable sex toy.

Break up with your showerhead.

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Meet your new toyfriend

We know breakups aren't easy, so we want to help you move on.

Jump in the deep end with GRÁ

Texture, power, and a sustainable design combine to make GRÁ the perfect sex toy to wash away your woes. Save the planet, from your bedroom.

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Shower yourself with love, with LASKA

Showerhead masturbation is mostly about clitoral stimulation, and privacy. LASKA, our bunny-eared discreet clitoral vibe is the perfect replacement.

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You’ve moved on, now it’s time for the showerheads to do it too.

Here are the 5 Stages of a (showerhead) Breakup, and how to handle them.

Stage 1: Denial

“Wasteful…” she called me… wasteful…

I’m not wasteful. Sure maybe I get her wetter than necessary, but she used to love it. I mean, sure, we were indulgent together, but wasteful? How many millions of litres of water are wasted doing the dishes, or washing the car, or watering the plants? I’M wasteful!? This isn’t happening.

Dump it for:

MAYA

Stage 2: Bargaining

Wait, wait! I can change! I can use less water! 

Please, it doesn’t need to be like this. You always loved my showerhead. Do you want me to vibrate? I can learn to vibrate. It’s easy, I’ll vibrate every day. Just give me one more chance.

Dump it for:

LIEBE

Stage 3: Anger

She said our relationship wasn’t sustainable. You know what I think about that? 

%&/£!!!. &%£@#!!!!!!!! Sustainability my #&$! And that £%@&!! sex toy %&@!

I HATE IT!

Dump it for:

GRÁ

Stage 4: Sadness

wahhhhhhhhhhh, whyyyyyy wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we were meant to be forever!

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwahwahhhhh

Dump it for:

LASKA

Stage 5: Acceptance

I guess it’s best for both of us… I mean… our relationship wasn’t sustainable anyways.

I hope she’s happier now. With her new sex toy. Or as she likes to call him… her new “toyfriend”. Yuck. I’ll get over it…

Dump it for:

KAMA

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